Tuesday, 25 January 2011

old people driving commercial


Can't stop laughing at this.

Friday, 17 December 2010

Pepto Bismol Commercial: Tummy Time with Ken Jeong


Don't be put off by the unnecessary crutch shot...

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Apple - Taking the pips!

Becoming more and more angry at the constant emails from Apple suggesting that I should buy someone an Apple product for Xmas "Give Mac for Christmas." or  "iPhone 4. Everything they want in one gift." Have they not noticed the current economic recession? I can't even afford to buy myself a Mac/iphone, let alone buy one as a present for someone else!!!

Obama Kicks The Door Open

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

Monday, 4 October 2010

Hairyhand Rants-on: TV: SimplyHealth Ad

Gordon Bennet! At what point did it become a good idea to base a campaign strapline on a well-known comedy catch-phrase that has been used to ridicule a certain demographic of British society?


"Simplyhealth...we can be bothered."


How on earth can this be suitable for any brand, especially of this nature?!?!


Maybe this was the thinking behind the idea; "Right, so Simplyhealth really care, and the flip side of not caring is ...I know, let's use "Am I bovvered?" but twist it... yeah that'll work!" 


But sadly, no matter how you write it, or change the way you announce it through a VO, it still smacks of the negative chav catch phrase it came from. 


It just doesn't work.


So based on this strapline, maybe the route the brand should have taken, was to just change their name to Simply 'ealth. 

Friday, 24 September 2010

LEXICON: Cuckoo Agency

I think I've just coined a new 'Phrase', if that's the right expression;


A Cuckoo Agency. def; A creative agency that plants itself in the same building, sometimes the same floor, and gradually pushes the existing agency out.

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Hairyhand Rants-on: TV: Talk Talk Idents

These Idents are sooooooo annoying.
The VO should be, " Talk Talk - Ruining your XFactor!"

Hairyhand Rants-on: FILM: Date Night

Steve Carell's charcter does a Barry White impression over the intercom of Holbrook Grant (Mark wahlberg) "Hey yo-yo, I'm having sex, getting busy..."
Brilliant. I haven't laughed so much in ages.

Hairyhand Rants-on: TV: Hairyhand on Eastenders!

Well sort of..


"Just take your hairy hand and leave" (said by Darren asking Jodie for a manicure, whilst wearing a Werewolf hand).
Another Random moment in Eastenders.
Classic!

Hairyhand Rants-on: TV: Tena Lady Ad

"...What's the first thing he'll notice... It certainly won't be my occasional bladder weakness!"

Er, I beg to differ there. I think the first thing he'll notice is that you speak like a Doctor's manual and unlike any other normal person would speak. Whatever happened to the old adage 'writing ads as if you we're  talking to a mate in the pub'?

Hairyhand Rants on: TV: Grand Designs

Will someone please call the Police and inform them that Kevin Mcloud is about to be stranlged by his trendy grey jumper - he's wearing the tightest v-neck in TV history!

Thursday, 16 September 2010

TV: Latest Plug in ad

"Isn't it disappointing when you stop smelling your air freshener?"


Answer: No


I'd like to know who came up with that 'insight'?

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

WEB: Fangoria

The Foxes have done it again!
Will someone please give these guys a monster-sized budget. :)

http://www.deathtotheflippers.com/fangoria/

WEB: Creative juices

Here's the link... soz

http://www.creativejuices.org.uk/

WEB: Creative juices

LOL!
This is fantastic!

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

TV: Latest Flora Ad

Will someone please tell 'the people' at Flora that we know what their product basically does, and therefore we don't need a clunking great segue into people spreading it on bread to make sandwiches?!?

It's really frustrating, as the 'glowing hearts' idea is really quite a nice, and really could be expanded upon.

Hopefully, this Maternal brand realises it can concentrate on producing ads that entertain, rather than telling us something we already know.