FOOD: Chicken on a stick

Oh my god. You really haven't lived until you've tried Chicken on a stick - It's a taste sensation!

I bought one yesterday from a BP petrol station on the way back from London, basically because I was desperate to have something that wasn't crisps (and believe me, when you're wheat intolerant there's not much else).  So when I spotted the 'Chicken on a stick' a glimmer of hope flashed across my brain. 

Now as with all junk food, I was a bit cautious at first, thinking, "there's no way this is gonna actually gonna be like chicken", but when I saw that it had no wheat in it I thought, fuck it, why not try it? And I was totally suprised that when I took a bite, it actually felt and looked like chicken, AND it tasted bloody lovely!

There are a couple of other flavours, so all those of you who can't eat anything without it being super spicy won't miss out, but I would urge all meat lovers to try this as you don't know what you're missing, seriously, all meat should taste like chicken on a stick...

NEWS: Britain says goodbye to Landrover & Jaguar...

...or should that be "tata!" (fnarr, fnarr)

TV: S.O.S (Save Our Suggs)

Will somebody please, please, please liberate our beloved Madness frontman SUGGS from appearing in any more ads that use "Our House".

It puzzles me as to what comes first; the idea to use him or the idea to use the song?

Whatever!

Maybe if they used "Embarrassment" it would be more fitting.

Ad rant: Flake advert

Now I know I'm a little late commenting on this one, but up until this ad was aired, I actually liked Joss Stone as a singer. Despite what people said about her fake American accent, and the many faux pas she's made on radio and on stage -  I actually thought she was pretty talented.

But when I heard her sing acapella on this ad, it suddenly dawned on me how fake her voice sounded. She sounded like the sort of person that X-factor judge Simon Cowell would accuse of doing an impression of singing. 

Funny how TV ads can change people's perceptions - sometimes for the worse.

MUSIC: Kylie - WOW

The first time I heard Kylie's latest track, WOW,  I couldn't help change the lyrics, "every inch of you spells out desire..." to "every inch of you spells out diahorrea."

I think my subconscious is trying to tell me something.

TV: Newsreader Allison Nice

Great surname. Should've been a presenter on The Fastshow's Jazz club.

TV: Gavin & Stacey

I keep seeing the trailer for this Sitcom, and despite loads of hype, it just doesn't make me laugh. However, I saw the fat bloke who co-writes it on 'Something for the weekend' and thought he was hilarious! Shame he can't transfer that to the show.

NEWS: Police investigating Basil Brush

Basil Brush is being investigated over an alleged racist joke on his show.

At least this now gives us some hint to who the man is with his hand up the puppets arse - It must be Jim Davidson!  HA HA HA HA HA Haaaaaaaaaaa Boom Boom! (Said in fake Jamaican accent.)