TV: Ashes to Ashes...

...once again topped the profanisaurus charts last night. The beginning of the episode was filled with more euphemisms for anal sex, and being gay than you can shake a shitty stick at. Fantastic!

But it didn't stop there, as the rest of the show turned into a real potty mouthed affair, with all cast members getting involved (even Alex mentioned "sucking cock"). But despite this, top prize must go to Gene Hunt once again for the line "Get a waft of that man stink. See if that doesn't moisten your gusset!"

Geeeeeenius!