Operation Stack -OPERATION CACK!

I'd just like to say a big 'thank you very little' to the French bastards who've created the need for operation CACK and created misery for almost everyone living/driving in Kent.

I mean, if it's not French sailors (or semen as I like to call them), then it's the bloody farmers!

I don't know about anyone else, but surely there must be a way of getting back at them

Hey, isn't it time we had another war with the fuckers anyway!?